Preface vii Introduction viii PART ONE ECCENTRIC THINGS WE DO 1 Chapter 1 The Eccentric Year 3 Daily Events 3, January 4, February 8, March 12, April 13, May 19, June 26, July 34, August 37, September 43, October 48, November 51, December 55, Various dates 58, Fairs 60, Travel information 64 Chapter 2 Eccentric Pastimes 73 Collections of eccentrics 73, Eccentric interests 81, !is rather eccentric race 83, On the road to Eccentricity 91, Odd associations 97, Eccentricity on display: Britain's top odd museums 101, Travel information 112 Chapter 3 Barmy Bureaucracy and Curious Charities 115 Paying the rent in roses, nails and parsnips 115, Britain's weird courts that court disbelief 117, Worth the weight 123, Britain's most eccentric jobs 123, Key to eccentricities 123, Curse of the underground mutton 126, Getting the dole 126, Travel information 129 PART TWO ECCENTRIC PEOPLE 131 Chapter 4 The Aristocrats of Eccentrics 133 !e tunnelling duke and other odd aristos 133, Hellfire and heroism 137, Bonkers, and bonking, MPs 139, Modern marquesses of B 141, Wanted: hermits, running footmen, gossips 142, The duke who goes to the polo by jumbo 143, Sty society: stately pups of old England 146, !ose pesky titles 147, And when it come to Christian names 148, Travel information 148 Chapter 5 Dead Eccentric 151 Bizarre last wishes 151, Land of odd pyramids 154, Leg-end in his own lifetime 155, London's only Nazi memorial 156, Pigeons at war and animal heroes 157, Pickled brains and restless heads 159, Surrey's mystery mosque and a death railway 160, How the living can follow the dead 162, Gone for a Burton: the Arab tent in deepest Mortlake 163, Tombs along odd lines 165, Some very strange organs 167, Evasion of the body-snatchers 173, Travel information 174 Chapter 6 Church Eccentrics 179 Beyond belief 179, Clergy's strange urges 181, Well, well, well - eccentric saints 187, Top ten most surprising places of worship 190, Travel information 193 PART THREE ECCENTRIC PLACES 195 Chapter 7 Home of the Eccentric 197 Unlikely additions 197, All things must pass at Friar Park 199, !e underwater ballroom and a Victorian Midas 200, Ugly but free 202, Living wth the railways 203, Travel information 214 Chapter 8 Eccentric Gardens 217 Garden wit, wisdom and mass wisteria 217, Neither unhinged nor unhenged 223, Travel information 224 Chapter 9 A Place for Eccentrics 227 Signs of serious eccentricity 227, The world's oddest pubs 230, Eccentric engineering 234, The ugly 'pterodactyls' on tees 237, Ghosts, a dead horse, suicides and a virgin viaduct 238, Britain's most unlikely road builder 241, Gateway to eccentricity 242, Dovecotes, royal dung and gunpowder 244, These people should be locked up 246, Eccentric villages 247, Travel information 248 Chapter 10 Monumentally Eccentric 253 Obscure obsolete obelisks 253, Milestones in eccentricity 259, Convicts and martyrs - Aussie landmarks 260, Shrines by the wayside 261, Cranks, pioneers and heroes of the skies 262, Britain's ten most magical standing stones 265, Travel information 270 Chapter 11 Towering Eccentrics 273 Utter follies 273, Britain's top towers (mostly with very tall stories) 275, True follies come in threes 282, !e triangular angle 284, All a sham 289, Cartoons of the sky 291, Travel information 295 Index County 277 Alphabetical 283
