The Diary of Archie the Alpaca by Kevin MacNeil
If you haven't met Archie the Alpaca now's your chance.Prolific writer, social observer, grassiccino drinker, occasional dancer and loyal friend, Archie sees the world like no-one else. Gathered here are his thoughts, feelings, loves, hates and everything in between.From his remarks on the volume of phone conversations to training a parrot to hypnotize you to sleep, to a chance meeting with Kim Jong-un, his diary will teach you to think about everything you know just a little bit differently.