Stay away from awkward exchanges and consult this clever compendium for things you should never, ever say. Learn what not to say at a job interview ("How strict is your sexual-harassment policy?"), what not to say to a cat lady ("Dogs are so much friendlier!"), and what not to say to anyone else you don't want to offend ("Don't take this personally, but...").

• A book of quotes you probably shouldn't quote
• Knock Knock books make great gifts for men and women who want to be their wittiest self
• Hardcover; 4.25 x 6.25 inches; 128 pages